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Sloppy Dallas

The act of giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.

While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
- Hey babe, can you get a couple cans of dip on the way home? I'm tryna give a sloppy dallas tonight.

- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
by PleasantPheasant October 15, 2020
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Sloppy Swaggy

When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024
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Sloppy Churro

A Sloppy Churro is the act of lathering your penis in melted butter, followed by a thorough coating of cinnamon sugar so that the penis appears like a delicious churro.
You Know What a Sloppy Churro is?
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)
by The real John October 2, 2019
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Sloppy Dallas

When a girl sucks your dick with a mouthful of dip
Greg: So, I heard you went out with Debra yesterday. How'd it go?

Matt: Oh dude, she gave me a fucking Sloppy Dallas
by innereye October 15, 2020
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Sloppy fishguts

It involves anyone you gets sloppy drunk while in the midst of fishing
That dude over there has been fishing there all day, what a sloppy fishguts he is.
by Mr. Sloppy Fishguts August 8, 2025
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Sloppy surprise

Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022
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Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy dallas is a blowjob or a felito with a dip in the givers mouth
Hey joylne, Give me that "Sloppy Dallas"!!

No johnny i will not, I don't even like dip!
by Swedish beans October 15, 2020
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