The act of giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip.
While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
While this activity can be performed on both the male and female genitalia, the traditional sloppy dallas refers to going down on a penis. Please note that results may vary depending on the receivers genitalia.
- Hey babe, can you get a couple cans of dip on the way home? I'm tryna give a sloppy dallas tonight.
- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
- Hi sis, thoughts on giving me a sloppy dallas for our birthday?
by PleasantPheasant October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. When one smacks his creamy erect penis in his or hers face then mistakenly jabs her in the eye with the tip of his giant cock while screaming swag!!
I mistakenly gave my girl a sloppy swaggy when I poked her in the eye with my giant horse meat while I proceeded to tell her how swag it was on the top of my lungs.
by Bruniikswag July 12, 2024
Get the Sloppy Swaggymug. A Sloppy Churro is the act of lathering your penis in melted butter, followed by a thorough coating of cinnamon sugar so that the penis appears like a delicious churro.
You Know What a Sloppy Churro is?
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)
Yeah. My girlfriend has a hell of a sweet tooth if you know what I mean ;)
by The real John October 2, 2019
Get the Sloppy Churromug. Greg: So, I heard you went out with Debra yesterday. How'd it go?
Matt: Oh dude, she gave me a fucking Sloppy Dallas
Matt: Oh dude, she gave me a fucking Sloppy Dallas
by innereye October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Mr. Sloppy Fishguts August 8, 2025
Get the Sloppy fishgutsmug. Taking a sloppy shit in your friend's toilet and not flushing so when they come to use it they get a sloppy surprise
Jack: Hey Isaac you said your toilet was clogged?
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
Isaac: yeah Alex left me a sloppy surprise yesterday, the bog was so big we needed the plumber
by Isaac69420 September 20, 2022
Get the Sloppy surprisemug. by Swedish beans October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug.