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sexual coin-flip

A "heads I win" (i.e., if da coin "lands heads", then you hafta "give me head", as in, perform fellatio on me) and "tails you lose" (i.e., if da coin "lands tails", you hafta "give me tail", as in, "your a** is mine" --- i.e., you hafta do it doggie-style wif me) type of deal, whereby da chick hasta intimately interact wif you in any case, no matter what da outcome of da coin-flip.
Da sexual coin-flip is almost as unfairly-advantageous to you as da "if I win, you hafta have sex wif me, and if you win, I hafta have sex wif you" deal, whereby you get da chick to spread her legs for you regardless of who scores higher in da game.
by QuacksO October 19, 2023
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polar-sexual

when polar bears are interested in the same gender and they have no children xd
reese0nline: you're polar-sexual?!
bernard the polar bear: yeah can we date?
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Alca-sexual

someone in love with alcohol rather than a human being
johnny is an alca-sexual cause the sesh is better than a human l
by the sesh monster May 19, 2021
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sexual death

Something you put in a YouTube title or thumbnail to get clicks
"I put 'Dying from Sexual Death' in a YouTube video title and got almost 1 million views".
by daniellester June 19, 2017
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lollipop-sexual

Uhm.. This is a new sexuality isn’t it? So my homies and I have been joking around guys liking and sucking on em lollipops a lot- And BAM.. lollipop-sexual! (we joke around wayyy too muchhhh) So.. I guess if y’all know some people know some homies that been enjoying the taste of lollipops a lot, why not joke around with this new word..? (even tho literally no one will find this 💀😭)
Damn, that boy must be lollipop-sexual, he’s been sucking on those sticks a lot....
STOP STEALING MY LOLLIPOPS! Are you lollipop-sexual or something-?!
by realweirdgirlshat5543 January 19, 2021
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sexual intercourse

sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen.
My mom had sexual intercourse with her boyfriend
by YouGotCoconutMalled January 19, 2022
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Sancho-sexual

Excessive hatred for Jadon sancho that makes you wonder if guys are jealous they can't suck his dick
Raynor is such a "sancho-sexual"
by Declan murra April 20, 2023
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