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free boat rides 

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
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Dick Rider 

A low-life kid on xbox live and youtube that acts cool to people (especially anyone that is semi-known by people in the audiences targeted) just for their own personal gain, usually in a failing attempt to get well known themselves. This usually just results in them being made fun of and laughed at for being such a loser and failing at life.
"Dude did you see that faggot brocz0r and how he stole NeVeRm0r3's template cuz he is such a dick rider?"
"Yeah, he should just become a JR to someone cuz he's so random."
Dick Rider by NeVeRm0r3 April 5, 2010

sack rider

Somone that will hype a particular product or item up to more than it seems, just beacuse of it's currently trendy.
Skyline sack riders: "OMG A SKYLINE!!!! 500WHP!!! Mine is on the boat from japan RIGHT NOW!!!!!1one"
sack rider by soundcatz October 25, 2005

ghost rider 

a ghost rider is someone who kills fake bloods and fake crips. usually the realest type of criminal, real bloods being second. they also ride on people who hang around with different gangs, like xzibit. thats what i always knew it as, and it never had anything to do with this gay "hyphey" shit.
that ghost rider is going to kill some crabs and slobs.

ghost rider by mister sawed off September 14, 2006

Riders of the Apocalypse 

The many unacountable people who are the male and female offspring of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. These people ride black horses, listen to heavy metal and rock and goth music, they ride the night and answer only to the Metal Inquisition. They ride through and burn chav villages and towns, leaving nothing in their wake. Male members are known as riders, female members are known as Angels Of Death.
The Riders of the Apocalypse charged in, destroying the village as they went, killing all who stood in their way

low rider 

Women with short leggs and a fat ass.
"Check her out, she's a low rider."
low rider by Sanjian October 16, 2007

dutch rider 

A person who is too cheap to drive their own vehicle.
"I am tired of taking Ed to work, he is such a dutch rider!"

person 1 " Hey can I get a ride to the party?"
person 2 " No take your own car, quit being a dutch rider."
dutch rider by jaxin January 27, 2007