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Retard

literally the best word to exist.
it just really gets the point across more than any other word meaning very stupid.
NEVER to be use against a person with an actual disability.

It's just the perfect word for an abled bodied and minded person who is an absolute retard.
Sarah: *does something retarded*

Brad: lol Sarah ur such a retard
by toosexyforursalad September 11, 2023
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Retard

A person who is extremely dumb, stupid,and painful to hangout with
Joey:what’s 4+4???
Friend:how do you not know what 4+4 is Joey your a retard!
Joey:what’s. Retard??
Friend:a retard is someone who is really dumb,stupid,and painful to hang out with
Joey:I’m offended
by CookieGoddess25 October 19, 2018
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A Retardation

A group of two or more weebs is called a Retardation. they typically do not use deodorant and smell of death. avoid a Retardation at all costs.
Mark: oh no, its a buch of weebs!
Big Joey: that sir is a Retardation.
Mark: fuck off Joey
by TheHelpfulFlareon February 15, 2022
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retard maxxing

a mindset of deliberately rejecting overthinking and excessive self-analysis, choosing instead to live simply, act instinctively, and use one’s mind only for practical tasks rather than self-doubt or rumination.
After years of overthinking every decision, he finally started retard maxxing - just doing what needed to be done and not listening to the noise in his head.
by WomanPropagandist October 26, 2025
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jumping retard

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard
by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009
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Retardism

The disadvantage people have who are retarded
I've specialized in retardism, so I can help retarded people
by lilleluderpik March 10, 2023
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Fucked Retarded

When sexual intercourse is performed by the Dom/Top so well the Sub/Bottom starts to lose control of their muscles, thoughts and motor functions. They start losing their mind and aren’t even able to perform a normal sentence. They start losing the ability to use their other 4 senses from the unbearable pleasure and left spent, exhausted, physically drained and satisfied to, and beyond the point they expected or wanted and hardly able to walk if at all. Likely needing a wheelchair

Side note: the Dom could be man or woman. But it’s usually a man.
Michael lured her in and fucked the poor woman retarded. She had to take time off work to recover.

I got fucked retarded by Jennifer a few weeks ago, I was so drained I missed the next few basketball games so I could gain back my strength.
by Anonymous 20000000000000 February 5, 2022
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