Retarded Puppy 

a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.

Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.

Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.

Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)

Retarded Puppy by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009

postpartum retardation 

a disorder, typically affecting women, that causes extreme stupidity or loss of personality following the gestation and birth of a child. Symptoms can include obsessing about the baby, giving of outrageously crazy names, treating the childless as second-class citizens, and seeing their demonic heathens as little angels and refusing to listen to reason.

That woman with the postpartum retardation parked her triple-wide stroller DIRECTLY in front of the entrance to the womens' bathroom and gave the death glare to anyone who asked her to move it.

postpartum retardation by Amorous Raccoon October 29, 2010

regards xx 

This end to a conversation is the reserve of people trying too hard to be cool.

It has become an unofficial code for 'look at me, because I am fat'.

"going to the chippy now, regards xx"

regards xx by Leroy Gary July 28, 2009

reatarded

When somebody act dumb and stupid

You reatarded.

reatarded by Slay_on_fleek May 10, 2016

Retadin 

A talent specialization that most Paladins in World of Warcraft want to be, but cannot be because no one in the game will accept them. The DPS tree of the Paladin class.

"Retadin? You mean RetNoob!"

"Retadin? Pshhh, you mean HealBot!"

Retadin by Khmerblood November 1, 2007

retarded 

To slow down or hinder development.

The embalming fluid retarded the decomposition of the corpse.

retarded by William H Ballard III February 12, 2004

We Were Retards

A funny rant site, by two guys who claim to be retards.

I was at We Were Retards, reading stupid rants. Good times. www.wewereretards.tk

We Were Retards by no one February 23, 2005