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Ninja

A covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan who is unlikely to be seen by anyone who isn't also a ninja.

Following a code of darkness and deception, ninja had some of the most advanced and complex martial arts training in history and had expertise in unorthodox military tactics that baffled pretty much anyone at the time.

Ninjas gradually disappeared from historical records during the Edo period. Theories abound regarding what exactly happened to them, but the lack of information about the matter leaves us unsure of the truth. This is not a coincidence, as the ninja code encourages ninjas to remain anonymous and mysterious.

So where are they now? The answer is actually the same one you'd get from your average person in feudal Japan- that being "We have no clue whatsoever."
A ninja has no face, leaves no name, and makes everyone wonder if he ever existed.
by Exterminator (not really) August 4, 2019
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ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 5, 2019
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Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.
This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.
by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019
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Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.
The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019
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Ninja

A blackly dressed character that has a blue head band.They go around fcking people up in fortnite.
wow its a ninja
by fuck fortnn ite October 8, 2019
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