Jizz in my socks

When someone touches you and you get turned on or when you watch something really sexual, like porn or a girl striping.

Friend 1: *touches your thigh*
You: ahhh, dont do that or I'll jizz in my socks.

by AHHHH YESSS. FUCK ME SIDEWAYS December 5, 2016

sock feels

sock feels is that time where you get your socks wet. it’s always between 12-3pm when this happens. let’s not lie, when you get your socks wet, you just wanna die. that’s why now it will become a thing!

Me: “*falls in water with socks on at 3pm*”
My friend: “you know what time it is.”
Me: “im in my sock feels😭💔”

by chicken barrel January 22, 2020

The sock game

When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.

I should’ve played the sock game during quarantine

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 1, 2022

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

Single sock sensation

When you masturbate with a single sock and only one sock to feel a great sensation. After two year. if only using that sock you are obligated to marry that sock.

Yo Tyler has been practicing Single sock sensation for 2 years now he needs to marry the sock now

by Funny goober May 18, 2022

Sock

Sock=something to protect, cares, loyal, and takes all the beaten for the person they dedicate their life to

This socks really been through all lot for me

by Pewpew knigga October 13, 2019

Sock pig

A guy (usually gay) that enjoys sniffing another guys stinky socks or socked feet during anal/oral sex.

Tom is such a sock pig, after sex he keeps the dude’s stinky socks to sniff when jerks later.

by Sockguy August 9, 2021