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As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)
His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello
by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008
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Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up

When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!
Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!
by Gin February 27, 2004
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Your Mama Said That Shit too last night

It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!

(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008
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I fucked your Wife last night

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 15, 2022
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well lets get a gun and shot him cuz he A BUT!!!!
foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted suck he makes loud noises and he takes away your power shot him!!!
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 6, 2020
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thats what your mum said last night

suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)


Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night
by drako December 22, 2004
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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"
by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003
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