Irish Muffin

When a girl slaps her pubic region until it turns red, then sits on someone’s face.

Hey daddy, you want an Irish Muffin, or what?

by DogsInABathtub May 4, 2022

rubber muffin

A vagina with a female condom on

I though she was a normal fat girl, but when she took her top off she was full of rubber muffin!

by @r.e.t.a.r.d_ & @lwychristian August 5, 2017

Bed muffin

When a morning boner causes the bedsheets to form the shape of a muffin, resulting in a bed muffin

"Say, Jim! I woke up with the most swell bed muffin this morning!"

by Fat Elmer September 13, 2015

Mexican mailbox muffin

Picking up after your dog while walking it and putting the poop bag in somebody’s mailbox.

Let’s give that jerk Schmedlapp a Mexican mailbox muffin.

by Fast Floyd Richards May 7, 2021

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

negro muffin

a muffin but the top of the muffing is an afro

Hey look at that negro muffin that thing is cool

by I Tyrone I December 16, 2019

Muffin lips

Kayla Paine

I saw this girl named kayla Paine she had quite a set of muffin lips

by drjgklsfgkgjkaf February 15, 2012