monkey hitler

its hitler if he was monkey, which would be funny,

i think.

"oh no monkey hitler"

- every american soldier

by not josh ok bye September 7, 2020

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR November 1, 2012

monkey cups

The alternative label for Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and/or boobies. It can also be used in song to sound slightly inappropiate...

I need me some Monkey Cups!

Song: Monkey Cups! You've got the cutest little monkey cups!

by Gordeuk5150 May 22, 2012

love-monkey

a person who will do everything and anything for love
even if it means someones life is being taken away

" Get me Lola Provetts body at once you love-monkey"
(only an example)

by h of awesomeness October 15, 2011

jelly monkey

jealous

"i'm feeling really jelly monkey of that hot smangin' you got last weekend from that girl annie. she's dime as fuck"

by lorlorlor October 4, 2011

Coochie Monkey

A monkey that comes out of a coochie, it's a real thing I swear.

hey, that mother fucker has a coochie monkey. kill her!

by The orange man February 16, 2021

STAVROS MONKEY

Stavros monkey is a monkefied version of pro farmerama player/irl cosplayer Stavros Vrakaki. It is seen at its natural environment which is the farm, eating his crops before they mature. Is 690 lbs and only grows bigger the more the time goes.

Person 1: Oh my God, is that Stavros Monkey?!?!
Person 2: You're damn right it is, look it's eating his house now!

by HaTJa6kEr March 10, 2021