Marie

A Marie has been defined as a divine creature, but she is more of a Ping Jim Pong, actually.

"Hey , how you doing today? You sure? You look a lil' bit Ping Jim Pong.. So.. you're a Marie?"

by haha2409 June 5, 2017

Mari

A girl who got pushed down the stairs by her brother.

"Ayo the pizza here!" - Not Mari

by NotSunnyAtAll August 16, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

To Mary Jane

You took time out of your day to write this letter for me so I will put in effort to write one for you. Darling put on Ed Sheeran Camera while reading this. Ready is it playing? My love for you was spontaneous but I felt like it was right. I messaged you and I knew the second I talked to you, you were someone I would marry. I took a gamble on my heart again and I gave it to you and man I won. I cried thinking about my love for you, I’ve said this so many times to you before but I cannot forget the pain I felt when I felt I couldn’t love you right. Everyday I spend with you I become more confident in loving you right. And everyday you make me fall in love with you deeper and deeper. You’re my comfort I have not shared this much about myself with someone one month in I was comfortable with you I held back information about my past with my parents because it was something that you shouldn’t bare but your care with me when I was at my most vulnerable is something I will always remember. Even though I’ve loved before I have learned what that word means and I truly feel it here. I trust you so deeply and love you beyond measure. Our love is not transactional it’s not a love where it’s an exchange of what I can offer you and what you can offer me. It’s reciprocal giving each other love unconditionally. May our love keep blossoming and maturing I’ll love you through the hardship through the lonely days. I love you so deeply mahal ko.

To Mary Jane from yours Truly Geremy

by Joshua the love doctor September 29, 2025

mary <3

omg she’s literally perfect in everyway possible >_< <3333 i love you so much

i want to spend the rest of my life with you! >.<
i love u mary <3

by lucidiscool March 18, 2021

Marie

A true shithead, one that is a constant pain in the ass.

She’s acting like a real marie today

by Turtlejay57 December 31, 2021

Maris

The name you give your fake girlfriend/ wife to pretend that you aren't gay and so people will not set you up or something.

Frasier "Will Maris not be joining us for dinner this evening?"
Niles "Sadly no. <insert some elaborate clearly fake excuse/ anecdote here>"
Audience laughs

by WarmedKestrel May 29, 2023