national shoot a hair tie day

when you shoot a hair tie from your thumb and it hurts (might get arthritis), and then it hits a computer and slowly but surely types out "monopoly".

yo i got bad early onset arthritis in m 19 year old thumb from national shoot a hair tie day
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by 19yroldarthritis November 1, 2019

National beer in my hair day

The 29th of April is the national beer in my hair day. You go around with a beer in your hair and you would be competly normal.

Josh: Why do you have a beer in your hair?
Me: Because it's national beer in my hair day, try it!

by anonymous April 25, 2018

Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018

Attracted to Will byers Bowl cut hair

You are deeply in love with Will Byers bowl cut hair and you think it looks like a silk blanket

Ella:Omg i am so attracted to Will Byers bowl cut hair

by Finnie135 February 26, 2021

blow my hair back

The act to blow your hair back is to give your self an "O". You can also blow somone else's hair back.

"Hey im going down stair to blow my hair back, I have not got any in a while. "

by Ablanda Shitpony December 28, 2010

Hair of the girble that bit me

ingesting anything that will help you forget what happended the previous night.

Luis: Tony what's wrong with you?
Tony: I need some of the hair of the girble that bit me?
Luis: What?

Tony: Give me anything that will help me forget last night.

by gangstagoldfish March 17, 2011

Hide the Pickle in the Hair Sandwich

Sex, you know like a penis as the pickle and like a hairy vagina as the the hairy sandwich, of course der.

Fag #1- Hey where are you going?
Fag #2- Fuck you I am going to go hide the pickle in the hair sandwich.

Fag #1 ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh.........nice

by wijoo666 July 11, 2010