cold fish

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

anus fish

a common cut down in El Paso

Shut the hell up anus fish.

by COCKBLOCK September 28, 2003

going fishing

When one takes a pubic hair and shoves it into another persons mouth.

Will was pissed at Gus, so he went fishing on Gus.

by Plastic Towel March 17, 2004

Fish Slax

An expression commonly used by bergies when they are trying to say the word 'fresh fox'

When some one goes up to a bergie and asks him to say, 'fresh fox', he wil always pinch the skin on his neck and in a croaky voice relpy,'Fish Slax Fish Slax!'

by Jenny Lones September 14, 2009

Diddle fish

An old lady, usually Jewish and retired but not in a retirement community, frequenting public areas.

She's a diddle fish.

by jibbleblibble April 4, 2010

rug fish

A promiscuous woman with horribly fried/colored/permed hair = rug (hair texture and appearance) fish = referring to a skanky chick who most likely is festering a few stds. The type of girl who will be your friend but will sleep with any guy you express interest in anywhere.

She is such a rug fish!

by lovebugs September 7, 2009

Pretzel fish

a salty fish. found in your bathtub

"wtf there is a pretzel fish in my bathtub"

by mmmpretzelfish October 20, 2009