Ethan ord

Being somebody to not take jokes and also get shit on by a another person and then being a chav with people who are younger than you to do this must be in north east of england

*hes such a ethan ord *

*i khow he is*

by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019

Ethan

A man who breaks out in hives when there’s a female nearby.

“Ethan is always covered in rashes now that he works with three whole women.”

by Nutting All Over Fictional Man June 12, 2025

Ethan

The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.

dude how in the hell are we going to get everyone home?

Ethan already took them lololol

by whitecreek February 11, 2022

Ethan

One of the worst people you will ever meet. Has a huge ego and thinks he's so great when really he sucks. Is weak and lazy. Complete nerd, and spends more time yelling at the TV because he's trash at video games instead of doing actual work due to his laziness. Avoid at all costs. However, if you run into one you must feed his ego and tell him how great he is, then he will like you. If you like tall people, this type is for you. If you like good people, he isn't your type. He's ugly and stupid, and like I said avoid at all costs. Sometimes can be kinda cool though, but rarely. Also has wrong opinions, so be aware

Man, Ethan sucks and should die

by Speaking-Truth November 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan , the best person to exist . Will go to any length to bring a smile to anyone’s face . 😇😎😇💞😇❤️ 🔥
Has the juciest Capri suns in the fridge 👍🏻.
You see him walk into a room and burst into aware

“Is that a angel to walk into the room ?”
“ no it’s just Ethan “

by Bulbasaur010521 March 2, 2022

ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

A person that lures people called Patrik, Stefan and Felix into his home. Where they lick his schling. They do the because they love him and it is so big that they can’t resist

EXP.
Person:“Hi Patrik, what are you doing“
Patrik:“Im going to suck ethans cock

by Denuded November 26, 2021