Dollar Douche

A low life person not compared to a average douche. Whereas you can find a regular douche at high class establishments like K-Mart or Walmart, a dollar douche can only be found at a dollar store. This is the caliber of person who warrants a title even less than a regular douche.

"What do you think of Newt Gringrich?"

"He's only a dollar douche."

by wordinventorrocksawesomeness April 23, 2012

douche bag

a person who has one or more popped collars and thinks it's cool ,closet fag

look at that popped collar douche bag

by yoki karioake July 11, 2009

Douche Coupe

A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.

Oh look, it's a Little Douche Coupe!

by NonPC Fox September 3, 2016

douche baggotry

a combination of being a douche and a faggot

Steve: yo yo yo check me out bitchezzzz!
Josh: take your douche baggotry elsewhere!

by roflkitty January 3, 2011

douche shandy

part beer and then instead of lemonade its douche juice

sam how much douche juice do you want in your douche shandy

by lukeboi November 29, 2006

Douche lozenge

a synonym for douchebag, but in a more extreme case. Individuals who wear sunglasses at night and use ipads to type term papers. Douche lozenges do not make any attempt to hide their doucheyness and make a point of telling others how much better than you they are since they studied abroad while you were working to pay rent.

Is that dude really wearing a t-shirt that says "i put out" in 2010? ...what a douche lozenge.

by brwnshuga October 26, 2010

Douche Canoe

An expression used to describe someone who is extremely stupid and infuriating.

1. Molly: My boyfriend was pressuring me into sex last night.

Shannon: What a douche canoe!

2. Ethan: My mom is being a douche canoe, she won’t let me smoke pot in my room.

by Thomanthan Bosley September 29, 2020