The Mickey mouse club house

When you fantasize about getting fucked by Mickey mouse

"Last night I caught Tom looking at the Mickey mouse club house"
"I heard that Jeffrey dommer loves the Mickey mouse club house"

by anonymous February 16, 2023

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

math club

no one likes it.

"ew math club"

by sauced pickles May 18, 2022

Club goggles

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3

Damn, I had some expensive club goggles on last night

by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

Gacha club

a customizing international dress up games. you can find this app in the App Store ( wtf ofc.) There’s many kinds of gacha people ( gachatubers ) that you can locate in the most famous app YouTube. Like. meech.Adrian. Anyone. This app can lead into big original characters like. an alpha. or a kawaii cat. which is basically all pink.

“Hey! Have you seen Gacha club?”
“Yes I have. I’ve made my oc.”
“Ooh nice!”

by elysiqn December 16, 2021

swipe in the club

Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.

"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."

"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."

by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013

Clubs tonight ?

When a group of males aged 12-19 ask their friends “any one for pro clubs tonight?” In the group chat ,usually called something along the lines of “Burnley style 0-0”

Clubs tonight ? We can half the wee hures in half using our Burnley style

by Burnley man April 3, 2022