Cold War

A rivalry between the Soviets and the Americans ,starting 1st of January 1947 and ending 1st of January 1991

A War that does not escalate a lot of heat (as in military attention)

The cold war started in 1947

The two countries are having a cold war

by SomeNoobOnTheInternet June 30, 2019

war mate

What an Emo kid calls you when you are his new best friend

Thanks for my new eyeliner war mate ;)

by BrokenShower July 11, 2019

Bhutan War Bubble

During the Bhutan War, Bhutanese soldiers often kidnapped civilian women and drilled penis-sized holes in the backs of their heads. They then used their heads as objects of sexual aggression, inserting their penises, and banging away until they ejaculated semen into their brains. Often times, these Bhutanese soldiers would gang-rape the heads of these captive civilian women, leaving their brains drenched with multiple shots of Bhutanese semen.

After the war, the heads of the few women who survived this sexual abuse healed to some degree, but the semen-infused gray matter tended to swell up, pushing the newly-formed scalp outward in a sort of bubble shape.

This bulbous growth on the backs of their heads is called a "Bhutan War Bubble."

"Hey Charlie -- stay away from that girl -- she's got a Bhutan War bubble the size of my nutsack!"

"I was quite interested in dating her until I noticed her Bhutan War bubble."

"You know I love you, Baby. I really don't mind your Bhutan War bubble."

by Drifting Dreamer July 22, 2019

war

Where Are You

hey! war? at the mall?

by loob November 18, 2019

The Great Ancient War

A war back in 5000 BC when a god was dethroned by the great Troy. After troy dethroned the god he sent powerful troops to fight against satan and thanos himself. Troy killed thanos with just one punch and choked satan to death with his bare hands. Troy has been known to be the most powerful of them all and is referred to the God of Gods.

Me: just came back from The Great Ancient War it was fun
Friend: OH REALLY YOUR A Troyist

Me: DUHHH
Friend: i hate Troy
*me gets the power of troy and shoots a beam at friend*
*friend dies immediately*

by truthdefintion April 30, 2019

friend war

When two people with the same friend want the friend more than the other and then a fight happens.

Angel likes me more. I AM STARTING A FRIEND WAR WITH YOU KAILEY!!!!

by Magmagirl360 September 30, 2019

Schools of War

A best selling book series about schools going to war and it almost destroys earth

Schools of War is like my dick, short and simple

by Xx_ChrisPrattFanGirl_xX October 13, 2019