carbonated vagina

When you Funnel a liter of sprite down a woman’s vagina

Yeet is that fetus carbonated vagina

by Oink nigga April 25, 2020

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Vagina Power

A genre of films that centers on themes of feminism, highlighting the strength, resilience, and camaraderie among women. These movies often explore the dynamics of female friendships, power struggles, and the pursuit of equality, empowerment, and self-discovery. The narrative typically emphasizes the importance of solidarity among women, challenges societal norms, and showcases the diverse ways women navigate and overcome obstacles in both personal and professional spheres. Often aimed at lonely single women, these films can sometimes be seen as attempts to reassure them of their continued youth and attractiveness.

The latest release in the Vagina Power genre, 'Sisterhood Rising,' beautifully captures the essence of female empowerment and the unbreakable bonds of friendship as its protagonists fight against systemic injustices and support each other through life's challenges, all while subtly encouraging its audience to feel young and sexy again.

by Theupside July 17, 2024

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Designer China Vagina

An expensive and often quite painful surgical procedure where the vagina is rotated 90 degrees so as to resemble a Chinese person’s slitty eyes. Functionally this is of no benefit and can often result in several serious health complications, but by golly it’s funny to look at.

George: ‘Hey beautiful, are you a boy or a girl?’
Thai hooker: ‘As of last week I’m a girl- I got a designer China vagina!’
George (popping a viagra and unbuckling furiously): ‘Buckle up..’

by Anonymous submissions April 24, 2025

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Vagina Mocker

The Male equivalent to the Female Cock Tease, however very rare to encounter.

girl#1: OMG! like do you see that guy over there, he is so hawt!!!1!1!11!!
girl#2: dont even waste your time, he is such a Vagina Mocker.
girl#1: What do you mean?
girl#2: HE WILL MAKE A MOCKERY OF YOUR VAGINA!!!

by general tso's dog May 13, 2009

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Vagina Chips

A phrase commonly used among high school students to express a man’s desire for eating pussy or other sexual acts. Sugar babies use this term to describe how addictive their genitalia is to their customers. The slang could be shortened to ‘Chips’ or ‘VC’.

Boy: “I’m in the mood for some Vagina Chips but my girl is abstaining from sex until marriage!”
Friend: “Just go onto a hookup app and look for some VC there, dumbass!”

by Whereismyweave January 13, 2020

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