silly little boy who will stay by your side, likes to be teased, very tall and cute, has big mussel and is very cute, oh yeah and is very cute, might I remind you he is very cute
by anonymous June 2, 2022
Get the Max McCuemug. A tall toe walking kid who has to get a surgery because he's so stupid he couldn't learn to fucking walk correctly.
Overall faggot.
Overall faggot.
by dreadwolf190 November 26, 2019
Get the Maxmug. by milkypai July 2, 2024
Get the Egg-maxingmug. River and or Max, the most epic person, and I love him with every inch of my body!! Absolute legend, would kiss and cuddle for the rest of time. <33
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
I honestly love him!!!! AHHHH <333
by Lumonicleon June 20, 2021
Get the River/Maxmug. Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of
by Lottie J May 29, 2019
Get the Max Allenmug. Goes by the name max but his real name is James. Every day for assembly he fucking gets first first first first and first for swimming. Used to be the fastest but was beaten by a black guy. Freckles. A meh to be around but could be interesting? I guess? Kinda honest who really knows I'm not his friend but to me he seems reserved and has alot of voice cracks. mY cHiLd.
by RIPincaClassO2019 May 2, 2019
Get the Max Cahillmug. 