dont look at my porn

When mama looks at what you've been doin. When Mom looks at all of the porn that you've been watching especially the gay ones.

dont look at my porn it might be gay.

by dont look at my porn October 11, 2017

amateur porn special effects

This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.

I couldn't tell if that chick was hot or not on account of the amateur porn special effects.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

among us sus porn

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by AMONGUSPORNMAN September 4, 2021

That's so porn star of you!

When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.

I'm getting a colonic today.

Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!

by Sickeningly Sweet July 7, 2011

ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS

PORN THEATERS WHERE SEX IS ABSOLUTELY PROHIBITED.

How do these places stay in business as it is boring watching a porn movie without action but wait you can come over to my place as these home PORN will never be an ASCETIC ACID PORN THEATHERS as we can get naked and not havre to be concerned about a SEX ACT SNITCH GAME of any sort.

by PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE June 13, 2021

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the boredom you must be facing

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by fortnite god 3900 January 19, 2022

My favorite porn star

an affectionate term, used to refer to one's significant other, after particularly good sex, or sex act.

(To gf/wife) That blow job was incredible, you're my favorite porn star.

(To bf/husband) You fucked me like a racehorse, you're my favorite pornstar.

by the_carrot July 20, 2008