this old mexican woman worked with my friend at a taco stand and he put her up on the cart and made his own taco. the sloppy taco dive can be tweaked to your liking, cheese, corn, ex.
by mr. taco man November 13, 2007
Get the sloppy taco divemug. Every girl's dream, no woman should die without experiencing the endless thrill and pleasure that the CTT provides. Only three ingredients are necessary: One Croatian male, one muscular uncontrollable tongue and one taco (aka vagina). After compiling these three ingredients your next move should be lowering your face to meet the taco while whipping your tongue around in a tornado-like motion (hopefully exceeding speeds of 88 mph) Then just listen and enjoy the moans... the groans... the "Oh god"'s and finally the "let's do THAT again".
guy 1: Yo man did you hear what Sime did last night to Bethany?
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.
guy 2: Dude... I know... he totally hooked her up with the Croatian Taco Tornado!!
guy 1: Oh yeah that... well he also ate my butt hole later that night.
by Charliesheen3 July 15, 2011
Get the Croatian Taco Tornadomug. by UrbanMan45 July 6, 2021
Get the tacoing your mommug. Common Tacos, but with some cheap yellow lightbulbs in the front as lightning. People always refer to them, and usually they are talking about different places, assuming they are talking about the same one, since there are plenty of them.
by AldoAM August 5, 2007
Get the Tacos de Focomug. The approximately 20 min period between "I LOVE Taco Bell. This food ROCKS!" and "I swear to GOD I will never eat that nasty junk again."
The down slope of the curve coincides directly with a case of the taco shits.
The down slope of the curve coincides directly with a case of the taco shits.
by Hy Pyke November 29, 2009
Get the Taco Bell Curvemug. by XOTWOD23 March 14, 2022
Get the Two hour tacosmug. by RJ Grice February 14, 2017
Get the taco bell sweatsmug.