fart mute

The act of contorting your body or grasping the cheek of your ass and pulling it away from the other cheek in order to mute the sound of a fart. This is usually performed while in the bathroom at dinner parties or at the home of someone to which you are on a first date with. The maneuver is also useful while taking a dump and are on the phone with someone particularly if you have been on hold for 30 minutes and you finally get through to a real person, or an over-the-phone interview. The maneuver requires much skill and practice as too much cheek pull can actually amplify the fart sound to a high pitch squeal so loud that the neighbors dog will start barking.

I ate dinner at this girl's house last week. When I went to the bathroom I felt a huge fart coming so I performed a fart mute maneuver.

by heywoodgblowme September 12, 2013

Fart Scout

When you have to fart but are unsure of if it will smell or not you let out a small fart as a test. The small fart is a Fart Scout.

I am so glad I let out a Fart Scout first because it was rank. I moved to another room to let it rip so I wouldn't make anyone sick.

by Mike67ChevyII February 5, 2012

Diet fart

An expolsion of gas from the bowels with plenty of sound but absolutely no smell

I was in a lift yesterday and farted but I was gutted it was a diet fart so even tho i left it in the lift there was no reaction

by GGTBod August 12, 2011

Reconnaissance Fart

A small fart released prior to releasing the complete fart to test the volume and potency of the stench while in the company of others.

I had to do a reconnaissance fart while I was sitting at dinner with my girlfriend and her parents because I wasn't sure if it was going to smell like ass.

by Steven&Stewart October 30, 2011

fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011

Fart Nugen

Weaponizing your fart to attack someone

" Yo man he hit me with a Fart Nugen"
" What is that?
" Like a hadouken, but a fart"

by RaoulDukeNukem June 16, 2023

farts down

A term popularized on Puffpuffpanda's live stream. When a girl's ass is so flat that when she has flatulence, the farts go down toward the ground.

Bro look at that girl. She definitely farts down bruh. That's a flat ass!

by carlycarl February 27, 2023