scruffled eggs

Scrambled eggs with truffle salt

I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!

by Hipster hippy July 12, 2020

Eggs and Toast

When you crack an egg into a pussy with a yeast infection

Friend:dude i made eggs and toast for her last night

by yu fuccboi July 2, 2019

egg

i just oueufed your window L bozo get rekt newb loooooooooooooooooooooool L+ratio noooob

i egg you lol

by oeuefy mc oeufy pants May 16, 2023

Egg Salad

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.

"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"

by Shocka_celia March 5, 2015

egg

(n.) A three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's ass.

James May: Egg was a type of powder, and then they discovered it was an actual...three-dimensional thing that comes out of a chicken's arse...

by daz14lpa June 7, 2021

Egg nogen

When you crack a egg over your cock and the other person blow torches it till it is over easy then eat it while giving you head

" Give me egg nogen"

by Egg nogen please March 22, 2025

Scott Eggs McClue

EGGS!

"Eggs is so eggy"
"I know man, that is Scott Eggs McClue"

by LilPhoebeee March 23, 2025