Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 27, 2022

Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.

Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”

by peach_pit April 25, 2025

ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio

When you see a BUSSN GYATT and cream harder than ever

IM ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio

by OhioMaster January 11, 2024

Straight

1. heterosexual

2. used to describe a person who does not participate in "dangerous" activity such as drugs, alchohol, sex or criminal activity. A good girl/guy.

3. to tell it straight - to tell the truth

4. see straight up
5. not gay
6. Literally Filip Taranek

Even the straightest of the straight are gay compared to Filip Taranek

by RamboReloaded (FULL WHACK) March 7, 2019

Straight Edge

Sober; does not do drugs or drink alcohol of any kind

Peter: Hey Brian. You wanna down a couple of beers while we smoke some pot?

Brian: Nah, I'm straight edge

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2021

digging straight down

a minecraft sin

person 1: bro should we go digging straight down?
person 2: bro NO

person 1: why???
person 2: because its suicide

by jojo siwa stan 10000 August 13, 2019

straight whore

a nice but mean bitch <3 who is also gay

“Hey adrian!”
“Just to let you know adrian is a straight whore”
“Oh, so he’s gay?”

by kayleess April 14, 2020