Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.
Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"
by OMG they hit the Pentagon January 23, 2024
not me :D
by imthegayest September 13, 2021
A (negative) label for people who are boring, typically used by the LGBTQ+ community to point out people they don't like. Though, it really wouldn't make sense to use it if you yourself are, indeed, straight. Unless you have decided to come to terms with the truth, of course.
by johnny "joe kid" joestar December 12, 2020
by Austin is nothing to see :) November 20, 2021
Kid:mom I'm gay
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
Mom:oh I'm glad you happy
Kid:no mom I like women not men
Mom:oh I want you to be straight honey if you gay then get out my house.
by Fuckkk133 April 30, 2020