Salami Sock

Slang term for vagina, the phallus is the salami and therefore the vaginal passage is its sock.

Damn, Linda, let me into your salami sock!

by lesbiansocklover December 28, 2016

thump sock

another word for condom

she said she was on the pill, but I wasn't going in to battle without a thump sock.

by grizzlybare November 4, 2013

mystery sock

When you find some random stranger's sock in your pile of laundry.

I was folding my laundry and I found a mystery sock! Barf!

by Bangcouver March 28, 2017

nigerian sock puppet

a sexual term to describe epic gamers

damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet

by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020

Sock-Dick Danny

A man whose penis is uncircumcised. A term made popular by comedian Bryan Callen. See also: Clean-Tip Tim

Hey man, is your sister okay dating a Sock-Dick Danny, or is she more into Clean-Tip Tims?

by grand unified August 26, 2016

Bus sock

A Bus Sock is a term used by touring production crews (a.k.a Roadies) to define a sock used to contain ejaculate from having illicit wanks on the tour bus. The use of a bus sock avoids having to dispose of tissues (wank rags) or collecting wanker's crisps in the bunk of the tour bus, as the Bus Sock can simply be reused until the bus arrives at its destination and then thrown into the laundry.

My bus sock is very crispy and needs washing out.

Rory thought he was being smart by using a bus sock instead of tissues, but the whole bus knew he was knocking one out anyway.

by CarpMagic December 17, 2019

Socks on

It’s like no homo before sex

Steve: wanna do it?
Mark: isn’t that gay tho?
Steve: socks on

by The_..steve May 20, 2022