Sam

An unfortunate soul who is hopeless in his social life. Resembling a demented rooster with rocks for eyes, sam is truly a unique person/animal. Beware.

Oh no look its sam!

by 9692907 April 23, 2022

The SAM

The Split-Attraction Model. For those who identify their sexual orientation and romantic orientation differently, for instance biromantic homosexual, aromantic heteroexual, asexual homoromantic, or other identities along these lines. Some people wish to seperate their identities in this manner, however some do not, and are often called non-SAM insert orientation.

Kim: Martha identifies as a non-SAM aromantic, meaning they do not identify with any sexuality, and feel little to no romantic attraction
Tom: What.
Kim: She doesn't identify with the SAM. Just check the other UD links it'll make sense eventually.

by nonsamtom April 25, 2022

Sam standen

A well known pussy who won’t buy a wing for his 350

Sam Standen has it so kushty but he still won’t buy a fat wang

by Mackjoore64 April 28, 2022

Sam Greenberg

A cool cat, very polite may have died a couple of times but for sure got more than a few lives.

Sam Greenberg-Water Is Wet

by AppeaseAgency April 28, 2022

Sam

A man who Barfs a lot.

When Sam Barfed, Dominique crashed the bus.

by Cheetosforpresident2024 April 28, 2022

Sam

Sam, usually referring to a man of iranian descent, is a dude that tends to have raunchy nuts. These nuts, however, tend to go to his head and implies the fortitude of his baby schlong. While he may claim that he has a huge hog, this couldn’t be further from the truth.

Have you seen Sam today?

No. He’s probably playing with his dingleberries again…

by chongleturd April 30, 2022

sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes

person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it

by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022