Ranger Mile

A unit of measurement originating at the Philmont Scout Ranch defined as precisely the distance between you and your destination. Originates from the common Ranger practice of responding to any crew's questions about distance between two points with "about a mile," regardless of how long the actual distance may be.

Scout: "How far from here to Baldy Mountain?"
Ranger: "About a mile."
Scout: "A real mile or a Ranger Mile?"
Ranger: "About a mile."

by anonymous August 7, 2024

Ranger

Hard R version of the word Ranga an offensive term used for anyone with red hair

I hate that stupid Ranger

by Theograngerman February 28, 2025

ranger cheese

Smegma. Comes from the colloquial Finnish word "sissijuusto" (lit. ranger cheese)

Not to be confused with cheese ranger.

I had no food while lost in the wilderness, so I almost resorted to eating my ranger cheese.

by Kekkelsman April 12, 2025

Ranged

To be consistently beaten/destroyed

Man, I got ranged at work this week. I had to go into the office 5 times.

by Shaikli March 15, 2026

Rangers Reload

To masturbate into the cylinder of a revolver

Chad:Hey Dude, I gave you revolver a rangers Reload.

Dude:What the fuck is wrong with you,you came on my gun

by BrumadinBacau November 5, 2025

spastic ranger

someone who is a gaynor or eco. not right in the head.

you just broke my mums china vase you spastic ranger

by Olivia and rosie May 23, 2005

Red Rangered

The act of two men having sex.

Jason just got red rangered.

by Gaudy11 January 17, 2009