A complete piss-take on the Christian bible, dont look it up if you're offended by stuff like that, but if you want a good laugh, go for it!
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.
The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Search it online, cant put the address on here, coz its advertising...But yeah.
The Queen James Mission Statement:
So, in short, our goal is to rewrite the entire Christian Bible. From Old Testament to New Testament, no word will be left unchanged. No moral will be left uncorrupted. No penis joke will be left unmade. It will be a tough, lengthy and probably fatal task, yet we shoulder the burden for the good of our fellow man.
Quotes from the Queen James Bible:
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
4:6 And God said unto Cain "Why art thou wroth? And why is thy countenance fallen?" to which Cain replied "What the fuck are you talking about, Shakespeare?"
4:7 God continued harping on about some bollocks, and Cain saw his brother humping a sheep in the distance. This wasn't Cain's day.
by tinylittleovaldogeggs March 07, 2008
Is a Queen of Queens. A Ding Queen is a Queen of one Queen, but a "Ring Ding Queen" is a Queen of two or more Queens.
That woman is telling me that she is a "Ring Ding Queen" in the 'Afterlife'. She may be right because she seems like she has an Invegra( invigora) Spirit, and she does/can invigorate people. She even told me that her Invegra(invigora) Spirit is the most superior female spirit.
by Corte'lione September 03, 2017
usually a "popular" chavy girl who spent her whole life planning out how she was going to sleep her way into being prom queen!
at six... "i'm gonna ave a pink dwess and be home coming queen"
at 13... "if i sleep with the football team i'll have there votes... do i have to sleep with all of them"
at 16... "like omg i did it and only slept with half the boys in our skool!!!"
or could turn out as... "like omg you cow thats my crown bitch give it here!!!"
at 13... "if i sleep with the football team i'll have there votes... do i have to sleep with all of them"
at 16... "like omg i did it and only slept with half the boys in our skool!!!"
or could turn out as... "like omg you cow thats my crown bitch give it here!!!"
by ..::fran::.. July 23, 2006
a female that places a man's ballbag or scroti into her mouth. Proper positioning requires she be on her back and mouth open, and the man squats over her mouth and "dips" the tea bag in and out. Can also be called a "TBQ" for short.
by alex shirk February 25, 2007
by Kl09987654321987 June 25, 2010
A nickname given to someone who wears a different mask every day to match the color of her dress or trousers.
To make mask-wearing a fashion statement during this pandemic, Melania wants others to see her as a mask queen, who doesn’t mask her taste for bright matching colors in the midst of pain and suffering.
by MathPlus May 15, 2021
A move in Chess where a player sacrifices his queen in order to acchive an advantage.
Can also imply giving up a girl to acchive other goods such as more freedome and time with the boys.
Can also imply giving up a girl to acchive other goods such as more freedome and time with the boys.
-i heard you broke up with your girl.
-Yeah man she was taking up too much time, i guess you can call it a Queens Gambit
-Yeah man she was taking up too much time, i guess you can call it a Queens Gambit