An experienced NES gamer, preferably concieved in the 80s, which shall provide consulting for others that aspire to rock the frustrating 8-bit games of lore
by ryamil July 04, 2013
by Jollytherancher May 19, 2022
Someone that transports everyone in a courtroom to a fake middle school reality when they refer to somebody they were fucking while he was alive (before stabbing him to death) as a "boyfriend". Somebody that thinks the word orgasmic is crude language (badass because they said it), but wants anyone that says fuck, shit, ass, or anything else that can be considered cursing or swearing by anybody to be penalized for it.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
by ilemonati May 24, 2023
A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
someone who bring you comfort and joy. someone who you look at and see light and happiness. someone who can make u happy at ur lowest.
by mila is swag June 30, 2021
by thebtchyouhate November 27, 2023