sloppy ninja

When your girl is sleeping,, jerk off and cum on her face

When she is startled and starts to wake up ... duck under the bed
She had no idea where the splooge came from .. I gave her a sloppy ninja
by Sivkfuker February 20, 2017
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Gay Ninja Star

An inefficient sex position in which 5 people of the same sex attempt to grind their genitals together.
"Oh my god, I don't even know why Gay Ninja Star is a thing. It's just a mess of legs!"
by GayGreenGamer August 26, 2016
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cunt ninja

When you have sex in a public place with no one finding out, usually male on female or for a double cunt ninja female on female
Man I was such a cunt ninja with my brother's wife ... Yeah it was at Thanksgiving
by Jeremiah fink keister September 14, 2013
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arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist
josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja
by chrismotionless November 24, 2022
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Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.
“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”
by ELEETS November 19, 2024
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Ninja Pumpkining

When you slpooge in someones face and they get it in their eye and it burns and gets an off white yellowish necklace and you don't know who did it.
I just got boomed by that Ninja Pumpkining.

Did you get a pearl necklace?

No, well its more of an off white yellow, did you see who did it?

you don't know who did it? well it wasn;t me or I'd have laughed about it.
by Miss Teri April 11, 2015
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arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
by Datboi1234 July 07, 2017
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