Colby Jacked

The act of ejaculating and urinating on someone.

Clayton: Dude last night I was in the bathroom and I got Colby Jacked on by Ryan.

Taylor: That's fucking gross.

by SaveUsTWM September 16, 2011

onion jack

Some weird ass kiddo that eats toilet paper while he sleeps.

"A Onion Jack is a dude who eats paper while looking at a chick's ass."

by Chubby67 July 6, 2017

jack chillin

its like chillin but not just chillin, is jack chillin

friend 1- "hey bro what you doing?"
Friend 2-" nothing, just jack chillin."

by handle56 July 14, 2017

Jack Bourget

He eats my penis

No homo, he just Jack Bourget

by I'm So Tired October 27, 2018

Jack Sanner

Used to be a cool fat catholic and now he's just a soy boy douche

Damn, I really miss the old Jack Sanner. Now, he's just a soy boy.

by steelersboy42 March 4, 2019

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003