Bungle Brain

Bungle Brain is the protracted inability to perform coherent cognitive functions.

Bungle Brain occurs in individuals who smoke Marijuana excessively on a regular basis.

Individuals suffering from Bungle Brain are likely to forget important facts, events and have severely reduced situational awareness, which can be a dangerous hazard.

Ryan smoked so much dope as a teenager he now spends his spare time driving a remote control car around, absolute Bungle Brain.

by TrueFlyingFox February 10, 2023

Dead Brain

When you put dumb weight in your body and your brain shuts down.

Did you know 30%fat or more is called Dead Brain?

by Everyone Us September 4, 2018

GORILLA BRAIN

The art of small brain activity in relation to everyday occurrences.

Emem: Yoo that nigga Matthew lit the J yesterday with the filter still in his mouth.
Felix: Bruh mans def got that Gorilla Brain.

Philos: Broo you never tried smoking like that though?!

by northerntitties February 20, 2022

Old brain

someone who only lives on past knowledge and doesn't understand the new things that have been made for this world and resides to the older version of things. Continuing to live by things in the past

Old brain, "You write with your right hand not with your left when writing." Based on how writing with your left hand in the past was seen as abnormal and creepy while writing with your right hand was seen as the norm

by Red.kin April 4, 2021

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Brain Yawrt

In the middle of describing something you yawn and forget what you were talking about.

" so basically he was only 1 dollar away from *yawns* . . Wait. . I forgot what I was gonna say"
" Did you just have a Brain Yawrt?"

by Astromonotical May 18, 2019

Noodle brained muppet

A completely brain dead imbecile.

That dude is a real Noodle brained muppet.

by John_doe42069 November 7, 2024