Sexual Powers

What Homer Simpson believes he gets when he sleeps naked in a oxygen tent.
Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!

Hey! That's a half-truth!
by Mr. Defender June 11, 2022
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Intell-Sexual

A hot nerdy girl/guy. This usually refers to closet-nerds and/or overly proud of their nerdiness nerds.

Intell-Sexuals are generally more popular and good looking then regular nerds, or they have an amazing history in bed.
Pearl: Oh my god, Texas is such an Intell-Sexual!
Iris: I know, I heard Taffy and him broke up... I'm gonna get a piece of that!
Taffy: Oh no you didn't!
Iris {enters from out of nowhere}: Oh yes I did!
Texas {from the corner}: Ladies, ladies, quiet down. Everyone can have a little piece of Tex, plus, I'm studying.
by iamadottedline August 20, 2012
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Sexual Discipline

Nah bitch you don't expect that shit from women
Hym "Nah, you get the fuck right out of here with that. You don't expect sexual discipline from women."
by Hym Iam June 25, 2024
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Sexual Assault/Battery

Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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D’Angelo Russell Sexual

Anybody who is a huge fan of D’Angelo Russell or dickriding D’Angelo Russell. They become fans of any team D’Angelo Russell plays for. These type of individuals thinks that D’Angelo Russell is better than Michael Jordan.
That guy is such a D’Angelo Russell Sexual!”
by D’Angelo Russell Fan December 25, 2020
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sexual coma

The act of sleeping for a long period of time after a sexual activity
yeah man the other night Jessica put me into a total sexual coma
by jessicaisagod May 05, 2016
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