Big Peter Moment

A big Peter moment is when you act in such a way that it resembles anyone who is a “Big Betty” and named Peter.

“Well toot my whistle Eric, you really just shit in a water bottle and had a big Peter moment.”

by BigPeter4real June 27, 2019

mellified man moment

When a situation is good but bad at the same time, ie like a eating a mellified man, it’s bad cause your earring corpse honey, but good cause it’s honey

Neil: “damn this food is moldy, but I can get a refund from the restaurant, this is a mellified man moment”

by Derpking666 February 9, 2023

bruh monkey moment

when something annoying happens in general or to someone

lil billy was eating ice cream with his friend medium-timmy when a bee landed on lil billy’s ice cream and he ate it and since lil billy was allergic to bees he died
“that was a total bruh monkey moment” says medium-timmy as he sadly puts flowers on lil billy’s grave

by izzythedragon8 November 27, 2020

foreskin bruh moment

A Foreskin bruh moment is kinda like a Forehead bruh moment, but you're insinuating that the person in question only thinks with their dick.

"Dude, my wife found out that I'm having an affair with her sister!"
"Foreskin bruh moment."

by Granddad's grandad June 23, 2019

Benedict Arnold Moment

A scenario where a person tries to better a shitty situation but makes so many poor and bizarre decisions that they end up in an even worse situation.

John: Hey bro, did you hear about Mike? He was frustrated with the fact he had a hard time keeping it up so he took some Viagra and had to go to the hospital after it didn't go back down.

Jake: Bruh, what a Benedict Arnold Moment.

by Whitman18 August 26, 2021

Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016

senior moment of clarity

When an elderly person accidentally makes a good point.

George Bush had a senior moment of clarity when he said "the decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and burtal invasion of Iraq - I mean of Ukraine. Iraq. Anyway..."

by Spagooter Intruder May 18, 2022