muffin driver

A boy who has sex with people (men and women) and gets aids.

you muffin driver

by gym bob January 16, 2009

Putz muffin

A person who is way too fussy and takes way too long to perform a simple task causing others stress while waiting for said task to be finished.

I had to work with that putz muffin again!

by Hob knobber June 4, 2023

Hillbilly Muffin

A small turd is layd on to a baking tray, roasted for 5 minuets then fed to the partner of the person who made the turd.

this prosess can be repeated over an over again until there in no turds left.

I layed a hillbilly muffin in your dads flange

by candolol June 9, 2009

Muffining

When somebody searches throughout the internet to find a piece of evidence that agrees with their point of view, no matter how obscure or idiotic that piece of evidence is, and then holding true to that piece of evidence despite being shown much more verifiable and publicly trusted pieces of evidence, just because they are afraid of being wrong

Look guys Nilloc is using a paper written by a crackhead that he found on the 50th page of Google, I can't believe he's muffining again.

by Delt__ June 4, 2018

negro muffin

a muffin but the top of the muffing is an afro

Hey look at that negro muffin that thing is cool

by I Tyrone I December 16, 2019

study muffin

An attractive person who studies a lot. Like a stud muffin, but smarter.

John is such a study muffin. He's so hot but I only see him at the library.

by Tangentbanana September 29, 2019

Mr Muffin

Mr Muffin is from the popular web series, ASDFMovie, and is probably the most iconic character. He is known for wanting to die and for others to eat him. He also has two songs...

Mr Muffin: Hey Joey! You wanna eat me?
Joey: No thanks Mr Muffin.
Mr Muffin: But I wanna die!

by Elidacucumber July 1, 2024