Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."

by Broman memedude February 2, 2023

megawhore mother cell

A cell containing every STD imaginable, including both the HIV and full blown AIDS.

Husband: What caused my wife's HIV diagnosis?

Doctor: Well...um...there was a megawhore mother cell in her cervix and, um, well, uh, you guys can't have sex anymore unless you want to get The Clap.

by kopykopykopy December 27, 2011

dirt mother

one whos «soil» purpose is to educate others on dirt & soil

chelcea used to be my dirt mother, & now i know where dirt comes from !

by archmenases May 13, 2019

Mother of Gaia

You use 'Mother of Gaia' when you refer to something that surprises you, like when you say something like 'OMG!' Gaia derives from Greek mythology, which directly translates to Earth in the Greek language.

Mother of Gaia, my pie's gone burnt!

by MM_3 January 18, 2021

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head & Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

Mother

Originated from African-American ballroom culture. Often used to describe and compliment an influential drag figure.

Mother is in the house!!!

by jin1ver January 2, 2024

Mother Sigma

Works as a substitute for mother fucker but is seen as more volatile and should only be used when wanting to hurt someone's feelings to the fullest extent, seen as great disrespect when used and definitely shouldn't be used in your day-to-day life

Jake: Bro I hate you mother sigma
Everyone else: Gasps at such a cruel expression

by The one who farts and rocket April 12, 2024