Matthew Bolger

Very very goofy. Wears Hey Dudes- like wtf. Hey dudes are not drip fam you gotta wear newmasters bro.
Really likes Rylann and will do anything to feel the touch of her hand- litterally gave Luke Taylor head for it.

Dude 1- Hey did you see the movie yesterday?
Dude 2- Na I was at the shoe store with Matthew Bolger

by roblox prep man 69696996 March 20, 2023

Matthew Scott Vincent

An average, dirty blonde, hazel-eyed, tubby white guy who happens to be multi-talented, but also hates himself completely, loves metal music, and weed

Look at that depressive shit, he must be a Matthew Scott Vincent

by StonedWolf13 April 8, 2023

Matthew Chávez

Lil peep radio

Listening to lil peep radio by Matthew chávez

by thatf00 April 10, 2023

Matthew Arnold School

A mentally asylum or a Prison

“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Matthew arnold school.”
“Oh.. right..”

by jedthefed April 10, 2023

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

Mathematicianism

When you need someones help for math that you forgot/don’t know.

“HEY I NEED YOUR MATHEMATICIANISM RIGHT NOW BRO”

by BIGBOUMONGOOSE May 1, 2023

matthew

terrible at rocket league

bro that matthew guy is really bad at rocket league

by anonymous May 4, 2023