Jack Plumridge

A badass mother fucker
As smart as Steven Hawkings but without the wheel chair
Cooks some dam good shizle
Has the biceps of the hulk on steroids
Generally pretty kick ass

Guy1: Hay look at jack plumridge sky diving into a basketball net.

Guy 2:Wow that is pretty cool must have some giant balls to do that.

Guy 1: I agree bro.

by SpacePimp96 November 21, 2011

Colby Jacked

The act of ejaculating and urinating on someone.

Clayton: Dude last night I was in the bathroom and I got Colby Jacked on by Ryan.

Taylor: That's fucking gross.

by SaveUsTWM September 16, 2011

jack chillin

its like chillin but not just chillin, is jack chillin

friend 1- "hey bro what you doing?"
Friend 2-" nothing, just jack chillin."

by handle56 July 14, 2017

Jack Bourget

He eats my penis

No homo, he just Jack Bourget

by I'm So Tired October 27, 2018

Jack Sanner

Used to be a cool fat catholic and now he's just a soy boy douche

Damn, I really miss the old Jack Sanner. Now, he's just a soy boy.

by steelersboy42 March 4, 2019

Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped

by Dacatoa June 8, 2018

Crap Jacks

1. Human feces after sour dough bread
2. Response used by a person who wants to express extreme distaste

1. "Man, I just had a bad case of crap jacks."
2. "Oh man, that dude just got hit in the balls." "CRAP JACKS!"

by Francis April 4, 2003