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Golden Four

A person whos very great at hosting a hotel
Hey look! It's a wild golden four!
by killer sans real September 22, 2023
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Golden Rule

Don’t date your classmates.

This is to prevent unnecessary drama and tension within the class when they eventually break up.
Kim and Rafael started dating last school year. They are golden rule breakers.
by What name hasn’t been used September 23, 2023
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Golden Retriever

A simp/beta male with passive traits while dealing with women. Basically, another word for "NICE GUY", tends to be a place holder for a "Real Man" or "Bad Boy" in a woman's life later down the road or after the fact.

Golden Retrievers are VERY stable in relationships and are considered "SAFE" and "BORING". Golden Retrievers will never break your heart and will always stay obedient.

Commonly seen as "INFERIOR" or "LESS" than dominant masculine males. Typically used by women that are "HEALING" or just came out of a "HOE PHASE".
GIRL 1: "OMG...I just went out on a date with Justin on Saturday and he's such a Golden Retriever. I'm in my bad girl era, so I definitely need me a toxic bad boy king like Chad...LOL."

GIRL 2: "What a loser, just keep dating him for his money and free food."

GIRL 1: "Girl, duh."
by theDonWEBB October 2, 2023
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Golden Carmicheal

When you pee in a persons ass while having anal sex. And then they to squirt it back out onto to your chest.
“Reberta is a freak she gave me a golden carmicheal the other night.”
“Dude! Did she do the prey mantis or just the regular reverse squat?”
by Heisen Hamburger April 8, 2024
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Golden Dad

(n.) A father who's so cool you can't help wishing he was your dad, too. Someone who takes things in stride, never loses his shit, always supportive and has your back, and somehow manages to deal with his kid--no matter what--in a calm, respectful way.
Can you believe him? His kid is gone three days, busted for car theft, freaking out in jail, and he's bailed him out and talking him down calmly. Totally golden dad stuff, that is.
Could also be golden mom or other near relative if they fit the bill.
by Inflexible Dynamo April 12, 2024
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golden fellatio

“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night
by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024
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Golden Fellatio

John: I though you were dumping that bitch?
Chris: Nah, last night I found out she has the Golden Fellatio!
by kyuuketsukou April 27, 2024
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