pudding dog

a name for your dick after you've had anal sex and your dick is coated in a jizz and shit glaze

After I busted a nut in her ass I pulled out my pudding dog.

by Badass Barbie July 5, 2009

Dog Balls

An alcoholic drink poured in a shot glass. It is chilled vodka with a splash of lime juice.

A celebratory expression to yell out when drinking dog ball shooters.

"Can I please order some Dog Balls for my friends"
You would say this to a waitress/bartender.

"Dog Balls!!" You would yell this out with your friends as you raise your glass to toast the drinking of Dog Balls.

by Doug Balls October 17, 2012

Dog's Cock

Also "dogcock" or "dogscock." British journalese for an exclamation mark (!) due to the visual similarity. Considered vulgar but widely used within the industry.

Mentioned in Lynn Truss's book EATS, SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

"Can't we get along with just one dog's cock on that banner? Surely three is going over the top."

by al-in-chgo March 18, 2011

Monkey Dog

A Monkey Dog (commonely refered to as a Jack Russel) is a Jive Ass, Jumping Jack, little bladder with four legs. They typically pick one Master and spend their entire life either trying to jump up their master's ass or dreaming about jumping up the master's ass. They are very intelligent and very stuburn. They know when they do wrong but just don't give a monkey's rat ass. They pretend to be sorry but don't you be fooled. Some Monkey Dogs have their own pet cats. These cats are refered to as "Monkey Dog Cats" because they are Monkey dog's cat. Monkey dog cats look like cats but they act like monkey dogs.

For Example when I walk into the house I scream "Where's My MONKEY DOG?" I turn arround and pull the monkey dog out of my ass. Not far away is Monkey dog cat staring intensly at the monkey dog.

by Monkey Dog Daddy (Eddy) December 9, 2008

sex dog

A dog that a human thinks is attractive and want to have sex with .

Mike said "Hey that is a hot looking sex dog "."If I was a dog I would have sex with that dog ".
Mike asked Tom " have you ever seen a dog that you want to have sex with ? Tom Replied oh yeah , you mean a sex dog ?

by Male Dancer March 31, 2009

b-dog

Informal term for banana, an edible fruit.

Alice: Beer me that frozen b-dog, Bob.
Bob: Dayum! This b-dog is ice cold!

by Eavesdropper Eve August 28, 2013

Petting the Dog

Gently stroking of your own genitals as foreplay to masturbation or because you can not, for whatever reason, masturbate at the time and still desire an erection

"I was with Dick and he just started petting the dog."

"I wish Samantha would pet my dog, I've got a great dane."

by Garry Larson November 12, 2011