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Duck

A waterbird with a broad, flat bill, webbed feet, and an affinity for swimming in ponds, lakes, and rivers. It's the animal you feed bread at the pond, often leading to the person feeding it to wonder if they’ve just contributed to an ecosystem issue, but doing it anyway because it's cute and the bread was going stale.
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Duck: Quack
by EMD F59PHI January 1, 2025
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hung duck

A male Asian with an uncommonly large penis.
Dang that guys a hung duck.
by porkulated donkey sauce June 21, 2017
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Long Duck

A duck with a long neck and is bigger in size
Person 1 why are there so many long ducks and so little short geese
Person 2 guacamole
by Jay_mal April 9, 2019
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duck mission

to go do a task usually given by another or one self to a task that was unknownlingy bougus
Tony sent me out on a duck mission to get candy bars knowing the store was closed
by N1gg4E November 11, 2025
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Ducking

A term used in combat sports, particularly MMA, to describe a fighter avoiding a high-profile or challenging matchup. Inspired by UFC heavyweight champion Jon Jones allegedly avoiding a fight with interim champion Tom Aspinall, this phrase is used to call out fighters who sidestep tough opponents.
"Jone Jones is Ducking Tom Aspinall because he’s scared to lose his belt to a younger, hungrier fighter."
by howdidienduphere February 5, 2025
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Dick ducking

When a female is saying sexual stuff, but in person, they don’t stand by it
by Posley January 20, 2023
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Jovian Duck

A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
by undefining orthodoxy June 21, 2022
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