Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

ROAST BEEF

The roast beef is where you eat your girl out with gravy on her pussy.

"Time to dig into some roast beef"

by Five Hats December 8, 2022

Beef Berries

A very long, puffy, distended nipple.

Barbara's been tying her tits so tight that she's sprouted a pair of Beef Berries

by Twisty Boybo April 1, 2020

Ground beef gay

When you're mostly straight but sorta gay but not sure how much, so you are a percentage gay just like ground beef. Ie; 85/15, 93/7, 75/25

Hey man, are you gay?
I'm ground beef gay, definitely a percentage, just not sure how much!

by VinegarBabySnaps November 23, 2022

Beef gun

Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.

My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.

by CanadianSAA May 24, 2018

walnut beef

when u show someone ur beef and it look like a walnut meat and a grapevyne meat with a side of ass meat and cheeto feet..

man it look like yo walnut beef is broke ..

by jason meat December 12, 2009