Happy Meal

Quick, mediocre sex given as a throwaway. When you’re not into the sex but you give it to your partner anyway.

I wasn’t really feeling her, but I gave her a happy meal since she showed up, ha

by MilliGuy November 26, 2020

Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

Oh god I have a happy duck

by Manilikemusic November 29, 2020

happiness

drugs

Me: I just learned the meaning of happiness!
Mom: What is it?
Me: Drugs...

by lilicgrace1241 February 12, 2020

Happy Valentinder's Day

Lonely people hooking up on Tinder so they won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentinder's Day: Candice is so lonely that she's on Tinder just so she won't be alone on Valentine's Day...

by Roman Wolf 11 February 14, 2020

Happiness

basically the opposite of school. i would say it's something i'll never have but that's not true because...

I watch the office therefore...happiness

by The bestest friend12345678910 February 20, 2020

Happy-Seal

Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.

Créer Par BASCLE Léa

Happy-Seal it's very interesant

by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020

happy

The feeling you get when you're drunk it's late at night and you listen to 'What A Wonderful World' by Louis Armstrong.

"Do not be depresso, drink some Espresso"
"Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti"
"If you need to be happy, shake that laffy taffy"

"Do not be depresso, drink some Espresso"
"Eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti"
"If you need to be happy, shake that laffy taffy"
"Alexa looked pretty sad today, better remind her of the secret happy recipe"

by Short Stuff 420 March 2, 2020