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When a guy eats his friends female relative out at the cinema next to him and throws up after
"Im gonna bring my cousin to the cinema with us"
"Which one? Alyssa?"
"Yeah, just dont pull a dirty adam on her"
by hoe snatcher September 5, 2024
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Adam

When you first meet him he is a little shy, but later you will find out about his real self and you will love and appreciate it. He doesn’t like to be around a lot of people and he is not into partying either.He would rather just sit outside and watch a sunset or would go out for a long ride with some Pop Smoke, then go drinking with a bunch of people. He is not into BS so you stay real with him or you stay away from him because loyalty and love is everything he asks for. He would never hurt someone or do them dirty because he is the most amazing person on this earth, people should actually pay him for breathing the same air as we do. He is popular, good looking, good doing and the best person ever. If Adam opens up to you once, you should never use that against him because if he opens up to you, that means that he really trusts you and that’s something you should not use.

Adam gives out big D energy ( lucky his wife ), tbh lucky everyone who has him in his life. Adam is : Smart, Funny, Very fucking good looking, has the best Humor and a lot of love to give. He would never hurt you or do you wrong he has the biggest heart ever and deserves the whole wide world and even more.He is one of the Most carrying people and would do anything for you as soon as you got him 💯. He would do anything for you once you are really worth it.
Everyone should appreciate him because if not he got someone who is ready to swing on anyone who even looks weird at him.

~ Ily
Adam : LETS KIDNAPP KARTOSHK!
by wifey duh September 8, 2020
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Adam

The best safety in the WPIAL and a serious dog enthusiast. Brightens the entire room he’s in. probably because his teeth are so big, bright, and beautiful. Has the curly hair just like jack harlow. Scared to show his true country origins at school, so he hides it behind a pair of gray sweatpants. Big ole mamas boy and definitely chows down when he gets a meal in front of him. follows the big three on tiktok: breckie hill, sommer ray, and anna frey. He makes up for it with his silly tiktok profile pic so that no hot girls will follow back. Does not wear high socks with cuffed sweats, but probably should start. Do not sit in his seat if you know it is his because he doesn’t like change. Overall his dashing personality and awesome looks overcome all of his negative traits. Get yourself an Adam.
“Did you see Adam get that interception last night?”

“yeahh stew goes crazy on that field”
by A.S. Muncher April 3, 2024
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Adam Magnunson

1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.

2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!

2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."

some kid, "nine."

teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"

some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")

other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
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adam

"adam needs to stop saying the word!"
by mr. hottie suck me February 26, 2024
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Adam

An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.
That boy is such an Adam. 🙄
by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018
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Adam Nathanael Hubert

the paul GG stan that makes it his whole personality
person: do you know where Paul is?
Adam Nathanael Hubert: OMGG!!!! DO YOU MEAN PAUL GG ?!?!?!?!?!
by STARDUSTBB November 10, 2022
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