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Donkey Squasage

An abnormally large penis, typically referenced in the gay community as someone who has a penis that is to big to engage in homosexual intercourse with.
Person A:Omg did you see that dude Bryan came in with. What a lucky man.
Person B: Naw dude he bailed, that guy has a donkey squasage.

Person A: OH man! Yeah hard pass.
by Rickpatty11b September 30, 2025
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Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
by FränkAnk July 29, 2019
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Emotional Support Donkey

A person being strung along by their ex for emotional support while their ex hooks up with other people all while they're hoping for another chance!
Hey look at Jerry. Poor guy. His ex is using him as an emotional support donkey while she gets it on with Carl.
by The Late Brew April 25, 2020
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Dirty donkey

When you’re hitting her from behind and she screams like a donkey until you hit the wrong hole and then she kicks
She was a dirty donkey last night after I had a few drinks
by Bigt*tst@mmy January 4, 2022
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walking the donkey

When you be running that dick down her ass like that; layin it down.
Ah yeah dog 🐕 I was walking the donkey with her last night.
by DankSpanker91 April 18, 2021
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donkey dickin'

Girl who gets dicked out by extremely long, hard cock. Girthy and 8"+
Bro did you hear - I could hear Kevin and Sophie donkey dickin' so hard last night!
by sauce_master May 1, 2022
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Steam donkey

When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass
When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.
by Chad Beaver April 13, 2024
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