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David Behar

A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?

Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.

Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then

Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.

Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
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David

The most Emo person in the world, very caring and has a gold heart.
I can’t let go of David for being Emo!
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david louangsana

This super cute guy that is a big dick gladiator. Who also has a 50 lbs cock
thats a david louangsana
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DAVID

Gay
like harang and stella too much
why are u david?
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David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David
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David

Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo and and does dumb voices, he’s such a David.
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Daviding

Laughing too hard at your own joke. Over exaggerated frantic laughing at what you said when no one else laughed.
person telling story: laughs like a maniac
everyone else: silent
dude why is he laughing like that, it wasn't even that funny
yeah he's daviding pretty hard right now
by DrMojojo November 27, 2023
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