the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Butthole Monster

When a nigga climbs up your butthole and lives there for a few days

Me: Sorry man I would love to let you eat my poop but I have a butthole monster!

Friend: well, Get that nigga outta your butthole soon

by Willyg6353 September 23, 2020

Yae Monster

A term used to describe addiction to cocaine.

Did you hear about Izzy? He's been doing lines and smoking laced bowls at parties, now he's battling the Yae Monster.

by ElectricTerror November 12, 2011

monster lady gay gay

Super gay!

Omg, he’s so monster lady gay gay!

by pmoop March 20, 2025

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Conster monster

Someone that tags onto a group uninvited

That Deen guy is following us around. What a Conster Monster

by Tacpeng September 28, 2025

Dr. Monster

adj Describing something that has absolutely no probable explanation. An unsolved mystery. Its inexplicable.

n. Something or someone that is unexplainable.

adj "Dr. Monster ass event."

n "I have to go see Dr. Monster"

by Godzylian March 24, 2025