Total idiot poker player that drives yellow motorcycles. Yellow motorcycles are for donkeys. This guy will call you with anything at the poker table. That means donkey. Its a vicious cycle. VICIOUS!
Hey Timmy, nice call with that 10-7 Off suit.
Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!
Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.
Timmy: yeah well I'll beat you with my yellow motorcycle!
Hey Timmy: no, sir; You are a donkey.
by Timmyisadonkey May 15, 2010

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”
Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
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The term “getting Donkey Konged” means letting a large animal fuck you up the ass until a massive cum shot, that most of the time kills the person.
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