Got ur ears on?

Are you able to speak/text freely right now regarding sensitive information, often illegal; such as a drug deal.

U got ur ears on?
No. My wife is next to me.

Ok. Got news 4 ya.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

ur mader

your mother, but... malaysian

"urmader so green lah!"
"ur mader x me tbh"

by usagiiikun May 15, 2022

ur

OOF

You-ur mom
Them-burger king foot lettuce

by generallyagreatguy November 11, 2018

Ur brother a mother

Worse than your granny tranny

Hey I heard your granny is a granny. No but ur brother a mother

by BigBoyDoinks March 15, 2018

Ur mom

Ur mom is what I did last night and I did her pretty hard. She was kinda tight and she got the party started."ooooooo aaahhhh ooooooo ahhhhhh mmmmmmm"

Person 1:what are you doing tonight?
Person 2:hopefully ur mom!!!!
Random guy around that u dont know: oooooooooooh!!!!!

by Thebosssssssislittt March 24, 2017

Ur ball sack a small cap

One of the ur mum gay insults which will destroy man kind in the most horrific way if used wrongly

Bob: ur mum gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Bob: ur granny a tranny
Jim: ur ball sack a small cap

Bob: *dies of cardiac arrest*

by Saltysaltysaltysalt February 2, 2019

Ur mom

This means someone is ur mom.

"That person is ur mom"

by Sbjddnkdnf September 12, 2021